One recent morning I saw something interesting while reviewing my web site stats. I usually check the search phrases that have sent visitors to my web site, and there are always the same old terms, like Excel charts, install an Excel add-in, Excel error bars, etc. Well, on this recent morning, I saw the phrase “watermelon chart”. Never heard that one, what’s a watermelon chart? (In fact, the phrase appears in the comments of an old post of mine, A Gauge that Works?, but that was only a reader joking about the appearance of the colors in the background of a chart.) I thought maybe someone had meant to type in Waterfall Chart, but I checked with Google just to see what came up.
Well, I might have expected many of the results. Here’s a table showing types and varieties of watermelon.
Here’s a table outlining the nutritional value of watermelon chunks.
Here’s the definition of a particular color called “Wild Watermelon” from an internet publishing web site.
There was even a needlepoint pattern for a watermelon fan.
But by far the most links returned for “watermelon chart” were for fishing lures. This package of 20 plastic worms from Zoom Bait Company boasts of “The Original Trick Worm Watermelon Chart”.
This is a “Baby Brush Hog Watermelon Chart”.
Watermelon Chart Fish Stalker Finesse Worms.
The Baby Rattlesnake Watermelon Chart.
This little squid-like item gave me my first hint of what I had found: in tiny letters below the squid, it says “Watermelon Chartreuse”. Well, chartreuse is a color in the yellow-green family, which must describe the tail of this fellow. So Watermelon must be the darker green color; it’s the color of the watermelon rind, not the sweet pink juicy flesh inside (and I’ll bet that phrase “sweet pink juicy flesh inside” will result in a whole bunch of other unrelated search results). The trick worms at the top have yellow on one end, the baby brush hog and rattlesnake have green and yellow coloring, and I guess that finesse worm was misfiled.
Here are some watermelon chart(reuse) bass worms.
And some watermelon candy bass worms. I guess “candy” refers to the speckled pattern.
It turns out that there are quite a number of variations on the Watermelon color scheme besides Watermelon Chart. An inexhaustive list includes Watermelon, Watermelon Seed, Seedless Watermelon, Watermelon Gold Glitter, Watermelon Candy, Watermelon Red Flake, Watermelon Purple Flake, Watermelon Purple Glitter.
Every day I learn something new is a good day.
Update 2021
My daughter, a budding data scientist in her own right, recently sent me the following watermelon chart, put out by the USDA.
Jeff Weir says
Perhaps Mike Alexander can post a watermelon/bacon recipe here. I think that combo would be delicious and (slightly) healthy
Alex Kerin says
Jon, I would like you to turn this post into an infographic please, preferably with some pie charts on it, lots of big fonts, and make me zoom in to see the details. Thanks.
John Kyle says
Jon, maybe it’s time for a vacation. Just a thought…
Bill McNair says
this is a brilliant post. very creative. i am very impressed. really. thank you.
SteveT says
Once again, melons, Freud. I see a theme.
Perhaps you can develop a new chart utility that uses a donut with varying colors to look like a watermelon. All this talk of donuts and watermelons are making me hungy.
Lawrence H says
My client is in the thick of a merger and the execs are stressed to the breaking point. A good humor hand grenade at the close of our war room meeting this morning will be: “The watermelon chart will be the key to everything.”
Jon Peltier says
Jeff –
Watermelon, wrapped in bacon, dipped in chocolate. Mmmmm.
Alex –
I’ll make sure you have to scroll several screens horizontally, as well.
DQKennard says
Of course, now this post will show up on all sorts of unrelated searches. Darn it, *this* place isn’t about fishing lures!! Or watermelon.
Jon Peltier says
I guess I’ll have to “noindex” this page then, so Google doesn’t return it in search results.